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June 13, 2000
I love Jennifer Wall
June 12, 2000
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June 11, 2000
I hate happy, stupid, fat couples coming home from Metrotown Center (especially when I'm pissed off because I didn't hook up with someone at the movies)
I hate those cheap cookies you buy in bulk from superstore, they always crumble
I wonder what the hell elderly people are doing out on the streets at 11:00PM, I mean, aren't they afraid of being mugged?
I think it would be cool if we made everyone in the world under 5 feet dress up as OompaLoompa's
I think it would be cool if my mom accepted the fact that I'm going to have internet one way or another
I hope that all the sick and poor people in the world do alot better tomorrow
I wish Jen Wall would ask me out on a date
I hope to finish my comic "Shiznit" by the end of the summer
If I were to launch a ham off my porch with wings attached to it, would it be right to say that pigs fly?
June 6, 2000
Peace keeping missle = oxymoron (Thanx Mike)
There is no such thing as a broken heart, hearts aren't solid, they're simply muscle tissue. Broken hearts should now be called "Torn muscle in my chest", besides, that's what it feels like when, well, you know.....
I wonder what happened when SuperMan pitched a tent, I mean with those spandex tights somebody's ought to notice...
I wonder if Flash, Wolverine, and Beast ever got laid....
To releave stress: draw faces of people you are pissed off at on eggs and put them in your microwave..... Result: Woa, little pieces everywhere!
June 5, 2000
Why are they called comic books? They only have about 40
pages in them...
Gun Control, an oxymoron
Safe Sex, another oxymoron
Perfect Woman, .... maybe I won't even go there
Perfect Man, see above
Perfect Couple, yet another oxymoron
Fast Ferries, oxymoron
Maybe Social Studies, Introduction To Business, and Physical Education should be renamed "Introduction to Wasting Your Time #1, #2, #3"
The word love should be renamed "Temporary Emotional and Hormonal Stability Solution"
Summer Vacation should be renamed "Time to get a job"
Ms.Smith should be renamed "All that is evil and bad"