Go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It's a good movie. It'll get your mind off of that stupid nationalist attack on the middle east that the US is doing. Stupid fucks. Anyway women suck big titty spooge cause they're the lowest form of life. That's right, I'm never getting laid. And why the fuck would I? Sex is for fucked up human trash that are attention starved, afraid of being dumped, or needy. Fuck fucking and all those fucks. Foreplay is fucking so much better. Especially if she swallows. Or if she lets you titty fuck her, or if she lets 3 of your friends jerk off on her tits while she sucks your dick and your other friend goes down on her. That's right.

Fuck math 12, physics 12 and all that shit. it takes alot of fucking time. Fuck. Frobo biatch, do what cha want. Sluts.

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Just listen to it cause it's funny

Now the US is saying that they will not only punish the terrorist groups involved but the countries where the terrorist groups were residing. It looks like there will be a quick and hard blow or a war of some sort.

Well there's nothing like funny pornography to get my traumatized mind off of the tragedy at hand. I encourage everyone that reads this to look at lots of pornography for the next few weeks.

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Distraction from Destruction

Here's my take on the whole thing: It may not be over just yet. Now think about this, if you were a terrorist organization and you tried to really hurt one of the world's superpowers wouldn't you want to make it so that all of the country's resources were focused at one point so that all other points would be left vulnerable? What if this is all a diversion for something bigger. 

Or, what if Bush planned this whole thing. Yeah this is highly unlikely but just remember the Watergate scandal and also those experimental drugs they gave to unaware soldiers during the Vietnam War. Bush is from Texas and has been spending more and more on military, and what better way for him to become great and for him to test out his new warfare devices than a staged terrorist attack? So what, a few thousand people might be dead. We already know that politicians could care less about the casualties of war, I mean look at the Gulf War and Vietnam. Not only will the states get great sympathy but if a war actually breaks out think of the economic boom that will happen.

Oh yeah, by the way, the first two digits of today are 911. Be a little afraid, this might be another World War. Just watch them pass a bill of conscription.

And lets not dismiss what happened in Fight Club. What if this is project mayhem? Not everyone's a friend of the world trade organization.

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I wish I were a Velociraptor. I wish I were alot of things that I'm not. And so do you. But we can only be the best at being ourselves. There is always some charade to be portrayed and someday somebody might be lucky to know you, maybe even understand you. Until then, just do what you usually do and that's when you'll have your best chance meeting with this kindred spirit. Life is not a quest or a search. Life is your own exploration. And that is what the meaning of life is to me.

Pornography is an angry fantasy. This will never ever happen to you and even if it does it won't happen like this. Pornography is what life would be like if we were all 22% retarded and left alone naked with rufies.

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Angry Fantasy

So I guess I'm fucking dead this year course wise. It'll all be over soon and I don't mean by suicide.

You can justify your actions but it doesn't make them ok, what you can't and shouldn't justify is your feelings. When you start to do that you come off as an ass. I know many asses.

My friend that's a girl wanted to know what guys look like right before they jerk off. She was wondering if there is some kind of weird ceremony or something. She wanted to know what kind of music plays in the background. Well, I just happened to make a movie and you can watch it here or you can click the link below, I must warn you though, there are ads before and after the actual clip so you'll have to wait like 10 secs to get to the actual video. Its streaming video by the way. Fotchu and have a nice day!

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Daryl Fotching Off!

Compare your connection to my cable connection Biatch.

Tomorrow I start Grade 12. Its the kinda thing that makes you want to start a business venture in pimping hermaphroditic orangutans that are dressed up like cheap dime whores. I dunno I guess in other words I guess I could say that I think that this year I'm gonna suck and that I'll have to start selling crack to five year olds.

By the way, I've received numerous complaints about last years August and September updates not working, they should now.

I'm feeling so weird, perverted, twisted and annoyed tonight. I feel like going out and fist fucking a cathedral full of nuns that have just denounced Catholicism. Yeah I know, what the fuck but fuck you. I'm gonna go think of something sneaky and underhanded to put in my grad write up.